*~Special ? Friends~* ? *~

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Special Friend means

S= So Cool

P= Personable

E= Exciting

C= Cheers me up

I= Intelligent

A= Adorable

L= Loving

F= Funny

R= Reliable

I= Incredible humourus

E= Enjoyable.

N= Nice

D= Dependable

by:- v@run

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DO YOU KNOW THE SEVEN SECRETS OF LIFE?

(You will find the answers in your living room)

The Roof says:Aim High.

The Fan says:Be Cool.

The Clock says:Every minute is precious.

The Mirror says:Reflect before you act.

The Window says:See the world.

The Calendar says:Be-up –to-date.

The Door says:Push hard to achieve your goals

by:- Don

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Worlds most painful shayari

ever with ful of greif and feeling-

Dil mein chubhi sui,

uui uui uui uui....!!!!

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Taraste hue uske haathon ne,

Teri kalayi ko chhuaa hai,

JAISE uski dhadkan pooch rahi ho,

BHAIYA time kya hua hai..!!

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Machhar ne aapko kaata wo uska junun tha,

Aapne khuja liya usme aapka sukun tha,

Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi maara kyunki,

Uski ragon mein bhi aapka khoon tha..!!

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Chand mein dekha to aap dikhe,

Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,

Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,

AARE yaar thoda side mein ho jao to

kuch aur bhi dikhe..!!

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Itne kamjor ho gaye hum aapki judai se,

Ek din saale machhar hi utha ke le gaye charpayi se..!!

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Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chupate kyun ho, mujh se sharmate ho toh yun samne aate kyun ho, Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa, pyaar karte ho toh phir pyaar chupate kyun ho.

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Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai,Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

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Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law;

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from

One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

first law;

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy. "

second law;

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. "

third law;

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

by:-Abh??

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1) Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai, varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.

2) Pearl of the Day: Aap ki Har Subah Muskurati Rahe, Har Shaam Gungunati Rahe. Aap Jise Bhi Mile Aise Mile ki, Aap ke Milne se hi Unka Chehra Khile. Gud Mrng.

3) Karni hai khuda se ek guzaarish.. teri yaari ke siva koi bandagi na mile.. har janam mein mile yaar tere jaisa ya phir kabhi zindagi na mile

4) Khyal tha ki hum tujhe razdan bana lete

Magar ye log nayi dastan bana lete

Tu ek baar muhabbat se dekh leta to hum

Zamin khud ko tujhe aasman bana lete

5) Kaash

sab log

ek jaise hote.

HUM

HAIN,

messg

nahi

apna

dil

bhejte hain.

Aur

AAP

HAIN,

dil rakhne ke liye bhi

msg nahi bhejte

6) Woh mulakaat kuch adhuri si lagi..Paas hokar bhi duri si lagi...Honto pe hansi, aankho mein nami... Pehli baar kisi ki dosti... Saanso jitni zaruri si

lagi...

7) Manzil Unhi Ko Milti Hai,Jinke Sapno Me Jaan Hoti Hai,Pankh Se Kuch Nahi Hota,Hauslon Se Udaan Hoti Hai.

8) Kuch RAAZ ase hote hay jinhe hum bol nahi sakte, kuch DIL ase hote hay jinhe hum tod nahi sakte,kuch LOG aap jase bhi hote hai jinhe hum chod nahi sakte

9) AANKO ME AAKE SUKH JAATE HAI AANSU,

PALKON ME AAKE TOOT JAATE HE ANSU.

DIL KARTA HAI K BAHADU UNHE,

PAR AAPKO HASTE DEKHAR SUKH JAATE HAI AANSU...

10) Jab b aapki yaad aati hai, mere honthon pe ye fariyad aati hai, khuda khush rakhe aapko hr haal me, kyunke hmari khushi to aaj b aap ki khushi ke baad aati

hai.

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What is wrong with your cell?

Tried calling lots of times.

Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”

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Very honest

Very cute

Very honest

One in trillions

Very stunning

Very gorgeous

Good looking

Fit

I think it’s enough

About me

WHAT ABOUT YOU???

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I am sure,

You were born n this world

As a cute baby.

Now that u are grown up

I have one question……….

WHAT HAPPENED???

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True friends are like Mornings,

You can’t have them the whole day.

But you can be sure,

That they will be there

When you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.

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I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me.

You cry, I cry.

You smile, I smile.

You laughed, I laughed.

You jump out of the window…….

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……………………………………

I looked down and say

JO ALLAH KI MarZI,

And laughed again….

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“Happiness is like a butterfly”

You run after it, it keeps flying away.

But if you stand still,

“It comes and sits on you”

Wishing you lots of butterflies!!!!

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Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack India.

499 nikal chukay hain, msg miltay hi nikal jaao.

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A friend is

1% FUNNY

2 % SWEET

3% CARING

4%LoVING

90%GOODLOOKING

That’s why I am your friend.

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Hey…..listen…..

Two people were asking me

4 your details today.

I gave them your cell number and address.

They will be visiting you soon.

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…………………………..

There names are JOY and HAPPINESS.

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Longest is mother’s love.

Shortest is other’s love.

Sweetest is lover’s love.

But

Strongest is fiend’s love.

Thanx for being my friend.

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You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Love me?

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?

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3 wonders of a woman

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

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The more - The Less

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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laugh again!!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

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Woman charges

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.

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Butt Cheek -

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!

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Robbery Now

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!

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Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

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Moon is beautiful

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

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